- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

it was all Tagart

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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