Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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