- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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