- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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