- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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