- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

Why? Why not?

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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