- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What's the difference between a duck?

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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