- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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