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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Dumbledore dies.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Black people in Camden NJ.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Pickles

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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