What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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A man wakes up after only one hour of sleep due to his insomnia. He starts to cry because his wife just passed away and his parents were recently killed in a car accident. The man gathers his composure, takes a shower, and drives to his minimum wage job. He was expelled from high school for an assault he didnt even commit and has no money to get an education. At work, he accidentally drops a box of valuable, fragile electronic parts and gets fired by his boss. He goes home to his dirty 1 bedroom apartment and contemplates suicide. He decides to wait as his favorite tv show is on. He turns on the tv to the news his show has been cancelled. The man, depressed, suicidal and alone, picks up his .22 and kills himself. There is no God.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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