Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Killing your friend as a joke.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

copy me and i will kill you

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