A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Anti Joke

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