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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Your Mom

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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