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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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