I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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A man goes to the potty.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Anti Joke

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