- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

The cream, it is coming

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

13 =B you just learned something

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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