why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

a black man walks out of popeyes

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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