- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

your face is kinda funny

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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