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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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