How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Male leadership.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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