- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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