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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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