- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

You sick fiend

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

A van drives into a car.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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