- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

You had better thumbs up this post.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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