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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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