- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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