My Nan, that is all.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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