knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

how do you win a game try your best

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Q: knok knok A: Im home

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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