- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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