- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SHUT UP JP

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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