- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

A gay man watches football.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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