- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

What comes after Friday? A ?.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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