Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

you know whats not funny white boards.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What hurts like hell? HELL

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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