- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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