- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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