Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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think twice or at least think

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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Jordan is pregant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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