- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

batman farted so hes retarded

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