Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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test

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Weaner

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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