Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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