What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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I love pissing people off :P

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Anti Joke

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