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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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