- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Knock knock open

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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