What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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