I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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