You know what's funny? A well told joke

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

I enjoy Popcorn

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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