- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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