- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

What did the teacher do? He taught.

I went to work today....

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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