- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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