Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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