- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

what do you call obama a dumbass

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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