A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

u know whats a crime? rape

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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