- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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