- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Balls

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

why did the blue berry cross the road

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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