- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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