Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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