- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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