- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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