- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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