why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

anti jokes are really funny

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

that wall over there ->

How high is the sky? True or False

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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