- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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