What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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yolo your orange looks orange

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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