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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

A seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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