Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

A blonde girl walks into a car.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

I had a really great joke to tell you!

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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