- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

How high is the sky? True or False

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

that wall over there ->

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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