- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What fires shots? A gun

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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