Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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