Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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Women's rights

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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