DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

why dont they make black forks

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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