- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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