What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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Anti Joke

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