- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Please don't shoot me

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Knock knock, COME IN!

You know whats funny? Women's rights

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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