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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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