- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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