what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Why? Because.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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