- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're a big fat monkey.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Communism hehe xd

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What is green and slow Grass.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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