- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Screw it you write the joke.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

I named my son ps2 controller

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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