- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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