- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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