- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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