- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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