- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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