- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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