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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Jordan is pregant

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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