- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Jordan is pregant

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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