- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

an ethopian thanksgiving

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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