- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Knock knock It's open, come in

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

So a horse walks into a barn.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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