Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What has two legs? Half a cat

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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