whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

what are you mike bibby?

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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