- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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