Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Gay republicans

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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