What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Obama lin Baden.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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Face...the other white meat!

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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