- Anti Joke

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Obama lin Baden.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

knock knock come in

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender