- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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