- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What's blue? The sky.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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