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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What's blue? The sky.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.