- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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