- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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