A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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whats 2+2? 4

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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A woman walks into a bar.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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