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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

knock knock Dave's not here.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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