Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

A man walks into a vagina

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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