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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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