Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

A man did not like this site

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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